So I had kept this text file of interesting quotes or song lyrics (mostly song lyrics) that I heard. I haven’t added to it in years, but it still has some quotes that I really like. I figured I’d toss it up here and see if anyone can guess where they come from. I would say most of them are not too obvious, but there’s a few in there that you should recognize. Some of them are kind of deep, most of them are just interesting to me. Anyway, give it a try!
1. ‘Cause if you’re dumb enough to vote your fuckin’ dumb enough to believe ‘em.
2. You’re so cute when you’re sedated.
3. He Did it Just to Get a Rep
4. So He Thinks He’s Got a Little Fame, From the Sticker Game.
5. Seven times out of ten, we listen to our music at night, thus spawns the title of this program.
6. I Have a Kickass Harpsicord!
7. They say jump. You say how high?
8. Well I’ve wasted enough time on the edge of forever!
9. Nice day for a resurrection.
10. I’m worth a million in prizes.
11. This uniform makes my nuts rageous.
12. And gorgeous blonde assistants!
13. I’m doin’ fine, so leave me alone, so leave me alone, so leave me alone.
14. Thirty seconds till the end of the world.
15. What I wouldn’t give to see her pee, between two parked cars.
16. Magicians, Don Camaro has lost his mind.
17. Farts are jazz to assholes.
18. You wasted life, why wouldn’t you waste death.
19. I’ve got yo mother’s maiden name tattooed on my arm.
20. Believe me when I tell you she is all about destruction. It’s just about enough to make a grown man cry.
21. The season is coming, and bodies will pile up in sacks.
22. I stay cooly woolie, tell me something fresh ya huuurd me?
23. I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
24. Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
25. I wrote her a love letter but she don’t know how to read.
26. They promise the moon, they’re always coming, and going, and going, and coming… and always too soon.
27. Aw that’s just fancy talk for sexified!
28. Anyone who thinks you’ll take me out is just a dreama, if you think you’re the bomb, then I’m Hiroshima.
29. You’ll soon run out of chickens, Louie.
30. Constantly talking is not necessarily communicating.
31. She showed up on the scene, she was 17, now she’s 21, she does some more coke, she does some more coke, she drinks some whiskey, and she smokes some dope. She thinks she’s a star.
32. I know life’s a bummer baby, but that’s got precious little to do with me.
33. I’m so bad, my shadow chooses not to follow.